
A wild night in Ashland ends with… a raccoon?
Police found a burglary suspect passed out in the bathroom after it broke into the local ABC Store and sampled the booze.
Not the criminal of the year… just a very drunk, very curious trash panda.
Much of what you’re about to read is pretty spicy. But how much of it is really that surprising?
Maybe it’s just confirmation of what we already felt like we knew..
By the way.. You and I were never supposed to find out what they did for sure.
They never could’ve imagined we’d find out.
You weren’t supposed to know..

A wild night in Ashland ends with… a raccoon?
Police found a burglary suspect passed out in the bathroom after it broke into the local ABC Store and sampled the booze.
Not the criminal of the year… just a very drunk, very curious trash panda.