
A wild night in Ashland ends with… a raccoon?
Police found a burglary suspect passed out in the bathroom after it broke into the local ABC Store and sampled the booze.
Not the criminal of the year… just a very drunk, very curious trash panda.
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Here’s how the willing programming works.

A wild night in Ashland ends with… a raccoon?
Police found a burglary suspect passed out in the bathroom after it broke into the local ABC Store and sampled the booze.
Not the criminal of the year… just a very drunk, very curious trash panda.