
A wild night in Ashland ends with… a raccoon?
Police found a burglary suspect passed out in the bathroom after it broke into the local ABC Store and sampled the booze.
Not the criminal of the year… just a very drunk, very curious trash panda.
Insurrection?!
I’m sure the FBI will be hauling these folks in for questioning. I’m sure they’ll be charged and held without bail, tortured in dungeons deep in the bowels of DC.
Just like the Trump supporters that came before them..
I won’t hold my breath.

A wild night in Ashland ends with… a raccoon?
Police found a burglary suspect passed out in the bathroom after it broke into the local ABC Store and sampled the booze.
Not the criminal of the year… just a very drunk, very curious trash panda.